Roving Eyeball of Good Luck

I walked into a Thai restraunt dressed as Santa. Our waitress was taken with me and kept bowing to me with her palms together. She told me I was bringing her Good Luck. Then, she erred, and was apologising profusely. I told her all is not lost, and reached into my pocket and brought out the Roving Eyeball of Truth. I told her this eyeball can tell who has been naughty or nice. I gave it a whack on the table and it began to flash colors. She was startled and thrilled that there was Lucky Redemption in the world – especially after I told her there was more blue flashes, then red. I assured her this was going to be the Lukiest X-Mas of her life. She beamed – blushed with joy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zENQlyU0JQY