All Gone

A month after Laurie and I met, I suggested we do some cocaine together.
“Would you like to do some cocaine?” and I watched Laurie politely count to 2 before she said;
“Sure! Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!”
“I have a connection at the Hut! I hear cocaine can really enhance and prolong your love-making?”
“Hey! Stop already! You’re really turning me on. Let’s get going before I do you right here!

I came out of the Hut around 5 with some cocaine I thought we would do around 9. We could light some candles. Do a bubble bath thing.

“Let me see! Let me see!” Laurie said excitedly, she has happy as a puppy with a ball.
“Wait till we get in the car!” I said, and turned my back to her.
“No. I want to see it – now! I want to see if you – got enough!”
“I got enough! Trust me! I know how you are my pretty little Hobo!”
“Let me be the judge of that!” Laurie said, she making that strange chattering sound that cats makes when they spot a bird.
“O.K.” and I handed over the square piece of paper to her.

Swoooooosh! I never saw anyone off the mark so fast. It was like passing the baton at the Olympics. Laurie was fifty yards down the street, and then she turned into someones driveway.

“What the f………….?”

As she disappeared into a backyard, my mind was sparking and beginning to smoke as it tried to take it in, what exactly was going on. Did she know the people whose backyard she was in. Had she spotted the cops. And I looked around. Could it be………………?

Then, my heart began to swell. A tingling sensation came over me.

“Of course! This is Total Aries Selfishness on a scale I have never encountered.”

If I had any doubts as to whether I was fond of this creature, it was now a full-blown case of Love!

As I headed down the street, you could see little red hearts and cupids hovering about me. I felt euphoric, and all-powerful, now that I was in love again. How long has it been?

“Yoo-hoo my sweet little magnolia blossom. Where are?”

The yard was overgrown. There were several places she could be hiding. Then I got wise. If stood perfectly still I could hear her snorting like a wild boar in the thicket.

“Are you over here my precious Georgia Peach?” And I pulled some overhanging limbs aside and;

“There you are my little Geisha Girl. I hope you saved some cocaine for me?” I said with a glowing smile.

Laurie was hunched over, her nose groveling deep into the paper. When she looked up, it was a Hallmark Moment I will never forget. There was white powder all round the tip of her nose. She looked thru me with glazed eyes, she not able to focus on me as her internal drug monkey tested the quality of the shit I bought her.

“Was it any good? Did you leave me some?”

Laurie caught me looking at the powder all around her nostrils, and, her very long tongue came out of her mouth….. and lapped up all the crumbs!

“All gone! Let’s go get some more!” My love said to me.

“Why don’t we got to the park and play Frisbee instead; work off some of that Aries energy?”

Thanks to Laurie I crossed doing cocaine as a recreational drug – way off my list. I saw the monster it can produce. The image of her scooting her ass into that backyard, and that last look she gave me before she disappeared from sight, reminded me of the Patterson Big Foot film.

Laurie…. You saved my life! Thanks for letting me see the monster.

Jon Presco

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