Three powerful men representing the Bilderberg Group, have just watched Rena slip out of her cut-offs, take off her halter-top, and enter the Russian River like she owned it.
BILDER 1
“Jeez! What animal magnetism!”
BILDER 2
“We must keep an eye on this one, because she’s going to overcome the world with looks like that.”
BILDER 3
“If she comes in contact with one of ours, we’ll move in.”
BILDER 2
“What about the guy with her? Shall we do a background search?”
BILDER 1
“Don’t get carried away. He’s a Hippie, some kind of Bohemian.”
BILDER 3
“Their kind have had their day.”
BOB WEIR IMPERSONATOR
“Just in case, The Living Dead will make sure nothing goes right for him. Who knows, she might actually love the poor slob. Can’t have that!”
BILDERS AS ONE
“Hardy-har-har-har!”
And – there it is, the whole plot! We know how this archetypal Hero Movie goes! Folks are going to eat it up! I got a hit on my hands!
Jon Presco
Copyright 2013


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