I believe R MONEY gained on Obama with White Chic voters in college because many of them are into Bling and getting drunk at parties while dressed like whores and playboy bunnies. Mitt is Daddy Warbucks to White Bling Chicks, he fashioning them a gold calf to worship because these are hedonists going along with their parents Christian Prosperity movement.
Commodore Mitt flies the Cayman Island flag on his yacht, and is asking us to give him a trillion more dollars for the military because he admires those parades in China. He sees those welfare food stamp bums forced to join the Bling-Bling Crusade after he takes away their money and food. The government will give them new clothes to wear – and a shiny new rifle! It’s time to throw Big Daddy Warbucks a party parade! Mitt’s Chics follow closely behind in order to pick up the gold coins that magically fall from his pocket.
Mitt’s Binders of Girls want to party for a thousand years. Mitt know what girls and boys really want – HIS MONEY! As President, Big Bling Daddy will be in control of the second biggest pile of money on earth. Communist China now has a bigger pile, and, they got the Golden Calf that is taking them on a wild ride they may never get off!
“Ride em cowboy!”
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!”
Hitler used a lot of Bling to rebuild Germany and had to ride the Tiger of Bling to the bitter and distructive end. Has Mitt and his ilk read the Bible?
Are most Republicans into Jesus – just for the Bling?
Jon the Rose of Sharon
Bling (or bling-bling) is a slang term popularized in hip hop culture, referring to flashy, ostentatious or elaborate jewelry and ornamented accessories that are carried, worn or installed, such as cell phones or tooth caps.
Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s campaign on Wednesday partied with wealthy donors on a 150-foot yacht that flies the flag of the Cayman Islands, according to an ABC News report.
Members of the Romney Victory Council, who have each raised more than $1 million for the candidate, mingled with Romney’s brother, Scott, and other relatives in Tampa aboard the luxury yacht “Cracker Bay.”
While they waited outside the unadvertised event, ABC News snapped photos of the Cayman Islands civil ensign flag flying on the yacht’s stern.
Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA) was reportedly scheduled to speak to the more than 50 people attending.
“It was a really nice event,” billionaire energy industry executive Wilbur Ross told the network. “These are good supporters.”
Romney came under fire earlier this year when it was revealed that he had millions stashed in the Cayman Islands, a notorious tax haven. In August, Vanity Fair reported that Romney still had a personal stake in at least 12 of Bain Capital’s Cayman Island funds, worth up to $30 million.
The candidate recently insisted to Fox News host Chris Wallace that “there was no reduction — not one dollar reduction — in taxes by virtue of having an account in Switzerland or a Cayman Islands investment.”
“I think it’s ironic they do this aboard a yacht that doesn’t even pay its taxes,” a woman who lives at the marina where Cracker Bay is moored told ABC News.
Watch this video from ABC News, broadcast Aug. 29, 2012.
Throwing a college party these days without a theme is like not having an unlimited rides pass at a carnival or like wearing ski boots to a beach: simply asinine. There are so many creative themes that allow party goers to relinquish their insecurities and really let loose for an evening; of course the liquid courage helps. I have been to several themed parties at my sister’s sorority at UT Austin (Where I got the idea for the party pack) and now that I am in college, I have seen what works, and also what themes to avoid because they are so over done it is almost a buzz kill. Honestly, the best college party themes are ones that are spontaneously thought of a few days before the party and don’t require a ton of work. Here are my favorite college party themes in no particular order.
1. Fucking up the theme: Sometimes you will be going to a party where you think the theme is simply lame. This is your time to shine, and really be a boss. For example, if the party is a “Biker” party, dress up as a “Hiker” and tell everyone you must have heard it wrong. If it is a “Toga” party, dress up as “Yoda” from Star Wars and say you are hard of hearing, and hard other places also. If you are at a Golf Pro and Tennis Hoes party, throw your friend under the bus and tell the chicks asking why you are dressed up as Jack Sparo, he told you it was a Pirate Party. Chicks will find it adorable you are willing to be the odd one out and like to spend the night original guys!
2. Sin Ropa Fiesta: This in Spanish simply means wear anything besides clothes to the party.You can wear the 50% off vinyl banner you borrowed outside of Old Navy or cut up some old tires and make a Mad Max get up. Girls, usually take the cake on creativity with this one, and find classy ways to show off all kinds of skin while still covering up,,, well sometimes.
3. Homeless Party: Wear a trash bag, setup a card board house in the corner of the party, or don’t shower for a week in preparation for this college party theme. This is theme has endless possibilities for creativity. I once saw a friend pan handle for beer while wearing nothing but a shower cap and duct tape underwear. Now I have never seen a homeless man wear this attire, but anythings is possible. Again, girls find ways for me fall in love with every homeless chick at the party.
4. 80s party: Sure this one has been done to death, but what other theme has an entire decade of golden musical hits to accompany the party. Such hits like “Take Me Home Tonight” and “Jessie’s Girl” were written for 80′s parties that were to be thrown 25 years later. So many bright colors, neon fanny packs, parachute pants, Freddy Mercury,,, I love the 80s.
5. Pull a fast one: I once threw a party and told 1/2 the invites it was a pirate party and the other half it was a Disney party. the result a mixed bag of hilariousness. Some people were a bit put off by my deviousness but after the beverages started pouring, people thought it was hilarious and seeing Pocahontas make out with a pirate on the dance floor was a beautiful sight. Basically pick two themes that are near polar opposites, make two FB invites, and there you go. People show up and go WTF?
6. Bubble Wrap: All guests are allowed to wear is bubble wrap which can be purchased at a moving supply store. We had one where at times throughout the night, the DJ would announce it’s time to Pop, and you just pop everyone else’s bubbles. If you can get bubble wrap on the floors, ceiling and walls, it is even better.
Themes to Avoid and recommendations
1. Toga Party: Think of a new theme, or modify it, like have a Zombie Toga Party
2. Pimp and Hoes: If your fraternity is throwing this bash, think again, it has been done before and probably better.
Nothing is a bigger buzz kill than people showing up to the party not dressed up. The reason Halloween parties are so amazing is because everyone is dressed up. Try to charge a cover for people not dressed up, or make it known before the party people who are not dressed up will not be let in.
If you are a huge player on campus, have a competition to see who picks the next college theme party your house is going to throw. Have the finalists on facebook and get people excited about it.
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