Seek Moral High Ground

The Republican platform is to seek and hold the moral high ground by any means possible – including lying – and hold on to it with whatever it takes, because they have no answers for the restoring the economy they destroyed under Crusader Bush.

God hates the Republicans and is sending a hurricane to wash these insane demons into the the sewer – and out to sea!

Platform

1. Stop people from fornicating in the privacy of their homes.

2. Stop gay people from having sex.

3. Stop people from having abortions.

4. Take food away from the poor.

5. Take Medicare away from the elderly.

6. Take from the poor and give to the rich.