Republican Candidates Debate Which Economic Plan Is More Satanic

Someone else saw it that way I did. Is Satan – real? Satan means “advisary”.

Jon

October 12 at 9:34AM by Ilya Gerner
Republican Candidates Debate Which Economic Plan Is More Satanic

The eight Republican presidential candidates who met the arbitrary standards for inclusion in Tuesday’s presidential debate gathered in the land of flannel shirts and no sales tax to discuss economic policy and argue over just who represented the legacy of Ronald Reagan (hallowed be thy name) and who was Mephistopheles in disguise.

Several candidates went after Herman Cain’s tax proposal, but Michele Bachmann — who else? — made a strong/insane case for branding the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza with the mark of Cain…

“9-9-9 will pass,” the former Godfather’s Pizza chief executive said, “because it has been well-studied and well- developed. It starts with — unlike your proposals — throwing out the current tax code. Continuing to pivot off the current tax code is not going to boost this economy.”

Other Republican candidates criticized or ridiculed the idea. “I thought it was the price of a pizza when I first heard it,” former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman Jr. said.

Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann hinted at something more sinister: “When you take the 9-9-9 plan and turn it upside down, I think the devil is in the details,” she said.

The number 666 is associated by some Christians with the devil.

Newt Gingrich, meanwhile, found Beelzebub in politicians he disagrees with…

“If you want to put people in jail, I want to second what (Minnesota Rep.) Michele (Bachmann) said. You ought to start with (Massachusetts Rep.) Barney Frank and (former Connecticut Sen.) Chris Dodd,” Gingrich said, referring to the pair of Democrats who authored last year’s rewrite of Wall Street rules, known as Dodd-Frank.

Almost like Gingrich wants to ignore due process and basic constitutional procedure whenever the mood strikes him. Luckily, we can continue to ignore Gingrich.

As for candidates with a chance of receiving the GOP nomination, Mitt Romney emerged as the consensus winner of the debate, despite his particularly occult wish to raise Milton Friedman from the dead.