Ask Uncle Samaclaus

Because he’s the Real Deal!

“I hear millions of Republicans believe they are going to be Raptured, taken up to heaven. How crazy is this idea?”

Not very crazy at all! Indeed, millions of Republican will be suddenly taken up. But, halfway there, they are going to have a revelation!

“Oh my God! Where’s my wallet? Where’s my purse? I got to go back. To hell if I’m going to let some homeless scum, illegal alien, or, person of color, max out my credit cards – take advantage of my good fortune!

Go on without me. I’ll catch up with you Bubbas later!”

Uncle Samaclaus