Vance on Capitol Hill on April 23. Photo illustration by Slate. Photo by Andrew Harnik/Getty Images. I live in Lane County. So does Ken Babbs – who has not done anything risky or radical – in sixty years. He is not the voice of the Hippie Radical Left. That title belongs to me. How munch does…

The Cap Hill Mob can’t write fiction fast enough. Everyday, their reality resembles my Bond novel ‘The Royal Janitor’. JP On this day, August 18, 2025, I claim the Nation of Greenland. My ex-wife descends from Erik Thorvaldsen who founded Greenland. I would like to see the Nation of Czechoslovakia and Greenland sign a Peace…

  The head of Homeland Seurity is not supposed to conduct a mock trial in public of a woman being accused of being a terrorist. Here is the letter that Bald sent me saying members of the Taliban were WERE NOT being tried in Australia. Bald helped convict Boston Gangster, Whitey Bulgar. The Taliban was…

I just coined the word LAWPOKE. The Republican B-Ranch of Propaganda have been grooming Kristi Noam to be the archetypal White America under attack by vicious Brown Folk. B-Folk!  The crashed SUV after an ICE agent shot the driver at point-blank range through the window on Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2026. The driver died, according to…

For tenty-four hours I have been able to look at what devastated me about the killing of Puppy. My heart begins racing, and I begin to cry. The cries of Puppy said this… “STOP! You’re killing me! Why are you killing me! Did I dod somethings wrong? Did I pee on the carper! For God’s…

These two fools should be driven out of Lane County! The Futurian….has spoken! Who does this look like? On August 18, 2025, I claimed Greenland On this day, January 7, 2026, I sound a horn that will summon a Great Attorney from a NATO Nation, who will launch a Grand Lawsuit, that will back Amazon…

On this day, I claim Ember Dew, as my divine linage, born to carry on the Hippie Cosmology I helped found. Britt Tharaldsen and I were meant to have a child. I believe Rena Christiensen and I have a son. Her people came from Denmark, and Britt’s people from Norway and Germany. Drew should have…

The Gideon Computer There is nothing like this in all of literature. I got on a train to get sober in Eugene – so I could live to finish my two books. I began The Royal Janitor seven years ago to take on Christian Nationalists who put Trump in office, twice, and took part in…

San Sevastian Avenue I am planning a trip to Crockett and Oakland. I have thirty-eight years sobriety that I acquire in Eugene, and it is a trip to look back at the place where I did all my drinking. Alcoholism In Tortilla Flat “We know when we are not wanted, Mr. Buck. We got enough oil,…

San Sebastian Avenue Gloria and met in the East Bay Terminal late one night. We made love at her place that was in the building I caught Paul Drake and Amber together in – on New Years. Ten Oakland cops came – wearing black gloves – after Paul refused to come outside and get his…