July 2015

  • I Am A Kinsman Redeemer

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: I am the Kinsman Redeemer of my beloved sister, Christine Rosamond Benton. In theory, my wish is to enter the Rosamond Gallery in Carmel and claim the Family Artistic Legacy. My two Muses will be at my side, Rena Victoria Easton, and Marilyn Reed. The Rose of the World gallery…

  • Uncle Samaclaus vs. Gene Scott

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: My mentally ill friend gave Doctor Gene Scott a large sum of money and wanted me to take him to LA to get Gene to baptize him. He wanted something for his money. Gene don’t do that. I took him to get baptized by the minister who married me. Scott…

  • Taking Beauty Hostage

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: “I watched the Eiffel Tower go dark an hour ago. “Freedom of expression!” is the battle cry of every Parisian! Belle Burch speaks French very well. Briggette Bardot was arrested for saying negative things about Muslims, ten years ago. My musical ‘My Beautiful Blue Bicycle’ is based upon the blue Schwin I…

  • My Beautiful Sword Thief

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: “How do you sleep, when you ban others from doing the same?” This is what is written on Belle’s hands. When I caught Belle, stealing my thorns, I saw there was a great green witch behind her who came forth and forbid me to write words. This poisonous witch thinks she…

  • Kevin Belle and the Gambit

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: Kevin was my neighbor for ten years. We lived next door to each other at the Stoner apartment building on 19th. Kevin would invite me to radical events. Here he is in a photo with Ambrose, Belle’s boyfriend. In the top photo we see Belle with Ambrose and his radical friends. When you…

  • Not Beautiful

    Garth Benton revealed in ‘When You Close Your Eyes’ that his ex-wife would cut out Vogue models, put them in a projector, and trace beautiful models onto a empty canvas. This same process was used to render Emma Watson ‘The Most Beautiful Woman in the World’ when in truth she is a mousy little runt…

  • Emmy Lou Packard

    Emmy Lou Packard also known as Betty Lou Packard (1914–1998) was a Californian post-war artist known for painting, printmaking and murals. She had a passion for the cause of social justice and peace. What can I say? Emmy was a good friend of Ralph Stackpole and had to know about the Lake Temescal Bohemians. As…

  • Hollywood’s Fairytale Jack-off Machine

    Paul Anderson wrote the screenplay for Thomas Pynchon’s ‘Inherent Vice’ which explains why Doc comes off as a goofy Adam Sandler jack-off guy who likes to watch two chicks go down on each other at the San Fernando porno shop, where the Swank Teen learned how to make films – with a roll of quarters…

  • Snow White and the Tower of Eight Beauties

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: In 1998 a gentleman related to one of the men you see gathered in front of Rosemond castle, sent me a genealogy of his kindred, and the kin of Gilbert Marie Jacques de Chambrun d’Uxeloup de Rosemont, and asked me if we were related. I shared this question with my…

  • Fairy Rose of the World

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: I awoke this morning, looked at the news on google, and said to myself; “It is a dead world! Nothing worthwhile is going on!” There is a mad ruler in Syria bombing his own people to death, while Congressman Ryan waves his new budget around that will take from sick…