The Lyman family were doing the Ancient Alien show back in the 70s. The History Channel should have done a show starring Jessie Benton who could claim her families creativity came from outerspace. If they did, millions would have watched it – and believed!
You are only nuts when you don’t have money and a T.V. or movie deal. Where is Christine Rosamond’s words and story?
Perhaps, my walk-on is an ancient alien who is trying to save you all, but you all are too stupid to be saved?
Here is an old post
Jon
The other day I watched the history Channel put forth the idea Leonardo Da Vinci had contact with space aliens, and, might be an alien in disguise. What was wonderous to me was how could a History channel present such hogwash, attract a large audience – and keep it!
If I were to say here an now that I am the reincarnation of Da Vinci who has returned with my Muses in order to create a dynamic world ruling Art Guild called ‘The Rose of the World’, many of my readers would say;
“Did you forget to take your meds?”
However, if I presented this idea in a best selling book that millions of people read – and thus I am a millionaire – then the History channel could do a show on me and bring forth “many educated believers in Jon being the embodiment of Leonardo” afer all, I am a artist, architect, poet, inventor, and space and time traveler who was part of an LSD experiment – that was conducted by hip modern aliens!
“Your nuts!” Said Bill Cornwell on the phone, he believing Heather, He, Linda, and Flip, had formed a new family that has set me out in the cold.
“Your family is dead!” Declared Heather Hanson.The program had 1.676 million viewers in late October 2010,[11] 2.034 million viewers in mid-December (for the “Unexplained Structures” episode)[12] and in late January 2011 it had 1.309 million viewers.[13][14]
Some reviewers have characterized the show as “far-fetched”,[15] “hugely speculative”,[16] and “…expound[ing] wildly on theories suggesting that astronauts wandered the Earth freely in ancient times.”[17] Many of the ideas presented in the show are not accepted by the scientific community, and have been criticized as pseudoscience and pseudohistory.[18] History professor Ronald H. Fritze observed that pseudoscience as offered by von Däniken and the Ancient Aliens program has a periodic popularity in America: “In a pop culture with a short memory and a voracious appetite, aliens and pyramids and lost civilizations are recycled like fashions.”[18][19]
Forbes.com contributor Brad Lockwood criticized Ancient Aliens as an example of the History Channel’s addition of “programs devoted to monsters, aliens and conspiracies”, commenting that, “Ancient Aliens defies all ability to suspend disbelief for the sake of entertainment.”[20] Forbes.com staff writer Alex Knapp also criticized the series and cited archaeologist Keith Fitzpatrick-Matthews rebuke of the History Channel for “treating (Ancient Aliens) nonsense as though it were fact.”[21]
Smithsonian.com science writer Brian Switek was extremely critical of the series, particularly an episode that suggested “aliens exterminated dinosaurs to make way for our species”. He characterized the show as “some of the most noxious sludge in television’s bottomless chum bucket.”[22][23]
http://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens
In popular culture[edit source]
South Park parodied the show in an episode entitled “A History Channel Thanksgiving” (November 11, 2011, episode 15.13). Reviewer Ramsey Isler commented, “The aim is placed squarely on Ancient Aliens specifically,” and described the animation as “a perfect satire of all the ridiculousness of this series, including the black and white art with aliens photoshopped in, and interviews with people of dubious authority.”[24]
In a June 2011 Rolling Stone interview, singer Katy Perry commented that she had become “obsessed” with the show, saying, “When it talks about the sky people, how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”[25]
In a March 2012 appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, actress Megan Fox remarked that she “loved” Ancient Aliens. Ellen agreed the show and its theories were “thought-provoking.”[26]
Linda Comstock is not the head of anyone’s family. She has no children. Her lineage – is dead! Bill is not married to MY daughter, and thus he is not in Linda’s family tree. She is an aunt to Heather, and nothing to MY grandson.
Its time for me to make money so I too can own credibility and have folks pay to read my monstrous study that I have been giving away for free. Only when I am surrounded by adoring fans who want to attach themselves to the emobiment of Leonardo, will folks stop saying I am nuts. Let me reveal how the history channel and fellow parasites have attached themselves to a real artist, and made money.
The producers of HC know MANY Americans ALREADY believe in aliens from outerpace, and will till the day they die. Folks don’t need some fancy smancy artist to convince them litte green men are for real. They will never declare this to their kindred;
“You know, Melba. You’re right. I was out of my mind when I believed Da Vinci was hatched out of an alien egg! His painting of Leda really had me fooled.”
Employing the most famous artist of all time to prove your case is more convincing. There is no big space church where believers can go to practice their faith. I am sure non-beleving kindred call subscribers”nuts” However, if you do NOT BELIEVE ALL ALONE, then you can throw your doubter the bird, because “Many ancient astronaut theorists” believe you are really on to something. Indeed, these theorists are catering to – YOU. They are there – FOR YOU – and those who doubt – YOU! They are not there FOR THE TRUTH. The truth does not pay. Only when money is exchanged, are things true.
I must have heard “Many ancient astronaut theorists” fifteen times during this show, this mantra repeated each time they showed the image of a art historian, are some nut like Philip coppins who kicked me off his facebook. There were some real art historians on the show, but, they kept quiet about how they were being USED because they wer getting paid and getting their fifteen minutes of fame. And – they were not alone!
“Hey Mildred! Come listen to this nut!”
“He’s not a nut, Fred! See hes with “Many ancient astronaut theorists”
What I wondered, was whether or not Leonardo was called “nuts” when he presented his weird stuff, because he is all alone, as most genius are, and were. Why didn’t his aliens buddies tell their protegé to make plenty of money so he would not be doubted, so MANY people would believe, or, highly suspect brilliant aliens were employing Da Vinci, using him as their puppet on a string. Surely aliens have mastered the Art of Making and managing a shot load of money, because, their spacecraft must cost a pretty penny. Unless, these aliens are Communists and believe conquest of the universe is an ultruistic enterprise, verses a opportunity to make a shitload of money exploiting creatures that are vastly inferior to you, something, Leonardo failed to do. Was he really stupid? Or was he the world first Communist? “Many ancient astronaut economic theorists” believe Leonardo was shown a alien banking system so he could elevate all of humankind, but, the Templars and the Priory de sion sabotaged that Alien Bank.
“It’s the economy, stupid!” Did I really say this so long ago?
The truth is, I am THE ONLY Art Historian who has discovered a real secret religious message in one of Da Vinci’s paintings – that will destroy the Christian relgion – and I will only reveal it in my book. Only when MANY PEOPLE buy my book to see what HIS secret – was – will I be believed. No longer will I be called a “nut” but a GENIUS, just like I was in the good ol days. But, I won’t be nearly as poor as I was – thanks to the hatchlings of those aliens astronauts who have learned from the mistakes of threir forfathers. How much money will I own? Write a 1 and sart adding zeros unti I tell you to stop.
Try to guess how much an alien spacecraft cost! You say you want to buy a ticket to ride on one. Sorry Charlie, you can’t afford it! And they say we earth artists are eletsits! You have no idea! However, for the price of my book, you can recieve vicarious thrills, because I did take a ancient joy ride – I think! I mean, for $18.99, what do you expect? These cold blooded aliens are really stingy, or, they would have given us the whole enchilada a long time ago, and not just a mechanical lion.
Hey! But you got me! At least I have a heart.
Jon Presco
Copyright 2012
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